For God so loved the United States he killed
80 people and caused $20B in damage that whoever believes in Barack Obama shall
not want but have everlasting entitlements. Hang in, the blasphemy has just begun….
Hurricane Sandy is the ultimate October surprise. There’s a reason these things are called Acts
of God. For fundamentalists of all
Abrahamic traditions God controls all things.
So, what’s a religious Republican to think? Has God chosen a side? Which side has he chosen? There’s no way one can deduce that this event
helps Romney. He who wants to cut the Federal
government and according to the Democratics, gasp, FEMA too. This storm doesn’t let Romney look
presidential. He AIN’T the president!! It lets President Obama look presidential!! And what does that
mean? Four more Years!! God help us or continue hurting us??....whatever.
We all know that God is not going to just descend from the
heavens and announce to the world his preference for Barack Obama, I mean, this
isn’t 1041 BC uh, E? I mean, ever since
the New Testament He’s been more nuanced
than that. And anyway, Barack isn’t exactly
the second coming of King David, so God may be putting some distance between His
choice and Himself just so He doesn’t get all the blame when things don’t work
out. Hey, wait a minute, God
KNOWS what’s going to happen. What is he trying to pull with this mind manipulating preemptive ballot
stuffing con? Could it be he wants to
PUNISH the United States for all its SINS, like legalized abortion and for not
allowing the state to endorse religion?
If that’s what’s pissing Him off, go fuck with Europe, Oh wait most of
them HAVE state sponsored religion…they’re just not religious.
Well, the irony just doesn’t quit. If one has to assume that the events of the
last few days supports the theory that God has endorsed Barack Obama then all
those good religious Republicans have to rethink this election and do what God
is obviously signaling to them. Re-elect
Obama to fulfill God’s plan, YOUR plan for America!!!
The writers at “The Daily Show” should wrote this, not me…I’m just
saying…
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